I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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