Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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