I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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