Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
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