Only a mothe r could love this liver
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
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We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
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No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
So here I am, sexting at work.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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