some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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