I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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