i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
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another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
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If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
This can only be settled by a dance off.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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