Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
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people are starting to question the shark bite story
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
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found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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