I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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