What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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