honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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