it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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