i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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