I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
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I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
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I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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