Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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