He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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