Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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