I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Naked. naked and bneed help.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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