do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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