I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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