at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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