The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
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This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
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I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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