My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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