Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
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just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
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I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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