Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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