Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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