I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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