i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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