I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
You were trust falling into bushes
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Randomize
