I don't think brook has ever known best
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Then you guys just all showered together...?
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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