All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
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