So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
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I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
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Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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