Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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