so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
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I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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