I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Randomize
