That's when you crack a 10am beer
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
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girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
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Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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