yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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