i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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