she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
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My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
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Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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