How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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