a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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