Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i would punch a child for taco bell
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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