tell your sister to shave her snatch
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
Randomize