no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
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