I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Say something about gay babies.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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