I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
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that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
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Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I'm having to shit out rocks
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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