well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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