well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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