you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
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Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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