i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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