Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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