I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
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i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
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Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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