Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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